Kemerepekan.

If an annoying person says :

1) I am cute.
YR : Adakah itu 1 pujian?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : Saya pun.

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : Tak tanya pun.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : Tak tanya pun.

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : Do I really care bout that?


If an annoying hot woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR : wth.

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : Ini mata saya. Sukahati saya lah.

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : U too. Tapi u ni tak berapa nice.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : Gile ke.

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : People will hate me if i'm tooooo perfect. So, i ni perfect la kan kan kan?


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : *buatbuat tak nampak*

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : Boleh, dengan syarat, tolong topupkan dulu RM100. TQ.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : u salah orang kot. i tak kenal u la. sorry.

4) What do you like about me?
YR : n.o.t.h.i.n.g

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : I think better u pergi check doktor kot-kot ada masalah mental ke.

If your enemy says :

1) Hi bitch!
YR : Hey, kenapa cakap macam tu depan cermin? Ish3.

2) You smell like shit!
YR : You yang smell like bangkai cicak kobeng dah 100 hari tak makan yang rupa dia sama sebijik like ur face.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : You tengah tengok cermin kan sekarang?


If your annoying ex says :

1) I still love you...
YR : Oh yeke. Baru tau.

2) I know you still love me!
YR : How d u know? I sendiri tak tau tentang itu.

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : oh please. hanya orang nanar je akan balik pada u.

4) Please call me...
YR : call u what? nak cakap, cakap lah sampai habes. hape tah.

5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : Kesiannya.


If an annoying salesperson says :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : Terima kasih . saya tahu itu.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : Peduli ape aku. Kau berubah ke tak ke, none of my bisnes.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : Hm, barang yang discount 100% ade tak?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : Kalau u think it's good, then what if u yang beli. ok tak cadangan saya?

OK dah. enough merepek. Segala jawapan ni are influenced by emotion, drama, film, and of course experience!